ART IS SO GAY
01/2010 Joshua Abelow

Yea, I guess that's why I'm staying out of New York.
Too much buzzing. Too many busy bees.
Too many busy bee artists churning out crap.
Sometimes the crap turns into golden crap.
Plenty of golden crap to go around.
Take a walk through Chelsea and you'll see what I mean.
I made my share of crap too.
Except my crap wasn't golden.
It was copper crap.
Well, I'm glad I'm here and not there.
No more crap for me.
I'm sewing up my asshole and typing at the same time.